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LINDSAY LOHAN USES SPECIAL ELECTRONIC GLASSES TO GET HIGH
It’s becoming a Sick Chirpse tradition to make fun of stupid celebrities doing stupid stuff, with recent victims including Glen Johnson, Miley Cyrus and Justin Beiber. Now it’s the turn of everyone’s...
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Vanessa Hudgens Attempts To Be Sexy… Again
The trailer for the hotly anticipated thriller ‘Frozen Ground’ (nope, me neither) has been leaked on the net and features none other than everybody’s favourite actor Nicolas Cage. Unfortunately the...
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First Trailer For Bret Easton Ellis’s Movie ‘The Canyons’
I’m a big fan of Bret Easton Ellis and I was kinda excited when I heard that he was writing a movie called ‘The Canyons’ about his favourite subject, the vapid emptiness of Los Angeles living. I got...
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Amanda Bynes’ Racist Tweets To Rihanna: Is She About To Completely Lose The...
We’d managed to avoid writing about Amanda Bynes at Sick Chirpse, until we realised what a genuine headcase she is and thought we’d better find out a bit more about her. Trust us, this one has been...
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Missed News: Lindsay Lohan Punched a Psychic
Even the most banal of small talk will generate a response. Talk about the weather, or comment on a nice cup of tea, and sheer politeness will usually garner some sort of response from those nearby....
View ArticleLindsay Lohan Suing Makers Of Grand Theft Auto V For Basing Character On Her
Lindsay Lohan wants a piece of Grand Theft Auto’s multi billion dollar pie, after claiming that Rockstar Games based one of the characters from GTA V on her. The character in question is a skinny...
View ArticleParis Hilton’s Brother Battered In Attack Ordered By Lindsay Lohan
You couldn’t make this shit up. There’s been well publicised beef between Lindsay Lohan and the Hiltons but this latest development is pretty ridiculous as it’s being rumoured that Lindsay Lohan...
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Lindsay Lohan Reveals Names Of Everyone She’s Ever Slept With
Lindsay Lohan was hanging out with some gal pals at the Beverly Hills Hotel on January 30th, 2013 (unusual it’s taken this long for the list to emerge if it was penned so long ago) and were ‘giggling...
View ArticleJames Franco Wrote A Weird Essay About Not Having Sex With Lindsay Lohan
You might remember a while back Lindsay Lohan released a list of all the people she’s ever had sex with, which included James Franco. He was quick to deny he’d hooked up with Lohan however and months...
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Orlando Bloom Takes A Swing At Justin Bieber In Ibiza Nightclub
Oh dear Bieber, add Orland Bloom onto the list of other celebrities that seem to hate you, including Leonardo DiCaprio and Seth Rogen, after Bloom was seen taking a swing at him at an Ibiza nightclub...
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Lindsay Lohan Is Now Selling Car Insurance
This really should have happened sooner because it’s one of the most obvious things that has ever happened really. As we all know, Lindsay Lohan is a mess – even leaving a list of everyone she had...
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Lindsay Lohan Might Be Headed To Jail
As if shooting car insurance adverts wasn’t bad enough for Lindsay Lohan, it looks like she might be heading for jail along with Chris Brown. Back in 2012 after she was charged with reckless driving...
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Lindsay Lohan Completes Community Service; Judge Might Send Her To Jail Anyway
As we reported last week, Lindsay Lohan was given the ultimatum of completing 80 hours of community service by yesterday or risking going to jail for some time. Miraculously, she showed up at the...
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Justin Bieber Thinks He’s Above Picking Up Trash As Part Of His Community...
You might remember that Justin Bieber was ordered to complete five days of community service and attend twelve anger management classes as his punishment for egging his neighbour’s house last year....
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Lindsay Lohan Tried To Break The Internet Last Night And Failed Spectacularly...
As Tara Reid taught everyone last week, when your film work’s running a little dry it’s a good idea to drop one or two NSFW pictures now and again so people don’t forget you exist. Lindsay Lohan went...
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Lindsay Lohan Got Drugged And Went On A Nude Wedding Rampage Last Week
Lindsay Lohan claims she was “slipped a mickey” at the wedding of her friends Justin Etzin (ambassador for tourism for the Seychelles) and model Lana Zakocela in Florence last week. A source said:...
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Lindsay Lohan Announces She’s Running For President In 2020, Quotes Gandhi
Last we heard from Lindsay Lohan, she’d had her drink spiked (according to her) and went on a nude rampage at someone’s wedding. Pretty standard behaviour as far as what you’d expect from Lindsay Lohan...
View ArticleLindsay Lohan Is Getting Destroyed On Social Media For Blaming Anton...
The other night news broke that 27-year-old Star Trek actor Anton Yelchin had been killed in a freak accident at his home in LA. If you haven’t heard – he had left his car in neutral at the top of his...
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Lindsay Lohan Just Solved Terrorism With This Instagram Tribute To Victims
PMuch like the time Kim Kardashian ended gun violence with one, single Tweet, Lindsay Lohan popped up on Instagram today to share an image of herself alongside a totally topical tribute to victims of...
View ArticleCheck Out This Footage Of Lindsay Lohan Pleading For Help After Fiancé...
Lindsay Lohan’s life has more or less been one car crash after another (aside from ‘Parent Trap’ because that film was the best). And now it looks like things have taken an even darker turn in her...
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